October 21, 2015 Fall Frightfest

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October 21: Tales from the Darkside: In the Closet. Rating: 3/5. Comment: In this episode, a nosy Nellie got what she deserved. If, hypothetically, my new landlord told me to stay out of the locked closet in my room and insisted that there was no reason to go inside it, I’d listen. I wouldn’t go poking about, searching for his skeletons. I’d leave it alone. Maybe that’s why I wasn’t murdered by either of my former landlords’ monstrous, hideously deformed, purring gremlin-daughters. Furthermore, that thumping sound I believed was a giant rat? It would be the thumping of an unseen giant rat in the mysterious locked closet of my former apartment.

Peace and love.

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